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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}

{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}

{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}

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